It's Final Exam time!

Please answer all questions to the best of your ability. 

1. What is the correct interpretation of this photo:

A. Never allow people half your height to photo document major events in your life.

B. Able to knock over water spigots with her bare hands,... it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Wingnut Mom!

C. Panicked woman running aimlessly with a stick...must be sheep moving day!

(The answer I was looking for was C.  However, as many of the more vocal students (and you know who you are!) have quickly pointed out, both A and B are also fair and true assumptions based on my previous posts.  So I will either credit you all for this question, or throw it out altogether...on my whim at grading time...so there...)

2.  This woman is...

A.  Discussing the planned route to the summer pasture, and working out where the flock may pause to sample weeds, clover and rose bushes along the way, with the democratically elected sheep leader.

B.  Way invading poor Barley's personal space.

C. Going to get a million chigger bites where the sun don't shine hovering her derriere over the hay pack that way.

(Okay, I was obviously going for A, but C was also proved later to be true as well.  Answer B is obviously a matter of personal opinion...and in an exam, your's does not count!)

3.  Should anyone truly believe this will lead anyone anywhere?

Oh come on, this answer is obvious...just look at the wander lust gleam in that eye...

4.  Should you trust a 10 year old boy, given a camera and the job to document the "Kansas Family Attempts to Move Sheep to Pasture" story, to actually be paying attention when his father must make a wild leap like he was diving for home base to tackle a runaway sheep, and subsequently roll arse over teacups down a hill hugging said sheep to his chest?

Please view the following photograph, taken by the 10 year old in question, while the excitement was happening...in case you need a hint...

 

Honestly, if you were to answer "yes", please stop reading this blog and ...just go away... quietly...

Okay, time is up.  Put your pencils down and pass all your papers to your right,...no, to your left...oh just hand them to the goat on your way out...he'll have them for lunch.

Happy end of the school year to you all!  Now go graze...

Comments

[Gettysburg Mom]

Oh how you crack me up. Glad to know we're not the only family with many pictures of random body parts... thanks son! I was worried I wouldn't remember what your ear looked like twenty years from now... :)

[Cathy]

You just put a smile on my face, girl!