And the Pulitzer goes to...

First, in the poetry category...

   

If cats ate cold pizza and drank hot coffee.

If cats ate cold pizza and drank hot coffee,

They would also drive SUVs.

The price of clay would be through the roof. Gas, too.

They would shop at Target and drive a third world market for fuzzy toys on suction-cupped plastic rods

Made by kittens.

They would plow up fields to build acres of kitty condos

(each three stories high and carpeted on the outside).

The world would be their litterbox. 

~ the AMP

So this answers the burning question about what the Absent-Minded Professor does while waiting to give lectures at Continuing Ed meetings.

Also in contention for this year's Pulitzer Prize... in the non-fiction category... is this little work in progress whose title caught my eye on our computer's Word file directory....

Beware, all mothers of fourth grade boys, there apparently is a manual in the works...

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[Cheap Like Me]

It's a literary paradise at your house!

[Gettysburg Mom]

I'll always wonder when I buy a new catnip mouse is it was made by some poor kitten...