Shhh...
We have the good fortune to have spotted the highly elusive and extremely elderly, Felis grumpicatticus. Mostly known for their horrible breath, they have the uncanny ability to leave a trail of cat litter where ever they go. This particular genus is most commonly found absorbing all the heat from a floor vent, there by effectively freezing out competition from other species. Living on a diet of dog-slobbered kitty kibble, they are often caught drinking from leaky bathroom faucets. Felis grumpicattici tend to range throughout the homes of people, who, when faced with a homeless pet... just cannot say no.
If you can be very quiet we can sneak in closer...
This particular species is well known for is amazing ability to stand it's ground in the face of any potential removal from a warm napping spot. In fact, if you wish to effectively and consistently dislodge one of these creatures, I'm afraid you will need one of these...
Toddlerofus rambuncticus. But they come with many issues of their own...






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HA!!! Tooooo funny - and TRUE! hehe My cousin had a siamese cat when I was little, who had the reputation for being the meanest cat on Earth. I hope yours is just a little persnickety when removed from her warm spots.
LOVE your house! :)
Posted by: Laura | January 09, 2008 at 10:53 AM
LOL!!! I'm afraid we're some of those people that can't say no too!
You son looks adorable and wicked at the same time! (in the nicest way, of course!)
Posted by: Farmgrrl | January 09, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Thank you both for the compliments. Was it a compliment Farmgrrl? LOL!
Our house is coming along. Some rooms are awesome (if I do say so myself) and others are still covered in plastic paneling and green shag carpet (absolutely not kidding).
Just wait till I win the lottery!
Posted by: Jenny | January 10, 2008 at 11:05 AM
I have a Felis grumpicatticus on my cat staff. Her name is Callie. She's 18 years old and serves as my Catministrative Assistant. She isn't Siamese, but a calico geriatricat who screams like a lion at the least provocation.
Rocky
CEO (Cat Executive Officer)
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | January 13, 2008 at 06:06 PM
Hehehe! Dat's funny!
Fanks for joining the Bad Kitty Cats festival of Chaos this week!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the gang
Posted by: HotMBC | January 13, 2008 at 07:05 PM